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Cleveland, Ohio  ·  July 24–26, 2026  ·  Men Only  ·  Max 10

Cleveland Fuck Machine Weekend

Three days. Two nights. Fuck machines, VR, audio hypnosis, a downtown luxury hotel, a dungeon sex party — and a Lovense toy that goes everywhere you go.

July 24–26, 2026
Downtown Cleveland
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About the Weekend

Built for Men Who Know What They Want

This is a men-only, fully all-inclusive immersive weekend for gay, bi, queer, and kink-curious men who want real play, real machines, and real community — without the logistics headache.

We cap the group at 10 men maximum. That's intentional. Small enough to be intimate. Large enough to have chemistry. Every session is DM-monitored. Every space is consent-first. Every hour is planned — and there's plenty of room to improvise.

You land in Cleveland. We handle everything else: luxury hotel downtown, all meals, all drinks including alcohol, ground transportation, dungeon access, machine time, and a Lovense toy waiting for you at Friday's welcome mixer.

There will also be additional erotic activities — some announced in advance, some revealed on-site for registered attendees only. Come ready for anything.

Your Lovense Toy — Included & Expected

Every attendee receives a Lovense toy at Friday's welcome mixer. You are expected to wear it throughout the weekend. It's not just a gift — it's part of the experience. Connectivity, control, and play are woven into the program from the moment you arrive.

10
Maximum Attendees — Men Only
2
Dedicated Fuck Machine Sessions
1
Saturday Night Dungeon Sex Party
100%
All-Inclusive — Hotel, Food, Drinks, Transport
Full Schedule

Three Days. Every Hour Counts.

Friday
July 24, 2026 — Arrival Day
3–5 PM
Arrival & Check-In
Luxury hotel check-in, downtown Cleveland. Room keys, orientation packet, house rules, safeword protocols posted.
Orientation
5–6 PM
Welcome Mixer — Lovense Distribution & Chastity Lockup
Open bar, introductions, gear show-and-tell. You receive your Lovense toy, get it paired, and start wearing it. Chastity lockup also happens here — optional but strongly encouraged. If you brought your device, this is when it goes on.
Lovense Open Bar Chastity
6–7 PM
Dean Rufus House of Fun
Group visit to Cleveland's legendary adult entertainment destination. Lovense toys on, possibly locked up, definitely warmed up. The perfect way to kick off the weekend.
Erotic Outing
7–9 PM
Group Dinner — Downtown Cleveland
Full dinner out as a group at a local restaurant. Food, drinks, conversation. Get to know the men you'll be playing with — and playing against.
All Expenses Covered
9–10:30 PM
Machine Demo & Orientation
Full walkthrough of every machine — controls, speed ranges, attachments, safety stops. Hands-on for anyone unfamiliar. Everyone watches at least one machine run before Friday wraps.
Machine Demo
10:30 PM+
Wind Down & Aftercare
Aftercare station open. Blankets, water, snacks. Late-night social for those still wired. Saturday is a big day — rest up.
Aftercare
Saturday
July 25, 2026 — The Main Event
9–10 AM
Breakfast
Full spread. Coffee, food, fuel. Nobody plays on empty.
All Inclusive
11 AM–1 PM
Saturday Machine Session
Two full hours on the machines. This session includes audio hypnosis and VR goggles — your body engaged, your mind taken somewhere else entirely. Couple and group scenes welcome. DM on floor throughout.
Machines VR + Hypnosis
1–2 PM
Lunch
Full lunch, drinks included. Refuel, regroup, decompress before the afternoon.
All Inclusive
2–5 PM
Optional Bathhouse Outing
Shuttle drops you off and picks you up. Go, play, soak, cruise — or stay back at the hotel and rest. Entirely your call. No pressure either way.
Optional Outing Transport Included
5–7 PM
Dungeon Setup & Pre-Party Cocktail Hour
Get dressed. Get ready. Open bar, light appetizers and a grazing board to keep you fueled. Negotiations happen here. So does the electricity. New energy for the night ahead.
Open Bar Light Bites
7–10 PM
Saturday Night Dungeon Sex Party
Full dungeon. All stations active. DMs on floor. Dark room available. Consent is the culture. This is why you came.
Sex Party
10 PM
Late Dinner
For those who need the fuel. Full late dinner — food and drinks on us. Then back to whatever the night becomes.
All Inclusive
After
Aftercare
Aftercare supplies stocked. DMs checking in. Warm space, no rush, no timeline.
Aftercare
Sunday
July 26, 2026 — Departure Day
Morning
Pack Out & Community Debrief
Optional but powerful. Open share — what worked, what surprised you, what you want next time. Facilitator-led, no hierarchy. This is where trust gets built for next year.
Community
As Needed
Airport Runs
Your host drives you to the airport. Coordinated individually — no one left stranded. Just let us know your flight time.
Transport Included
Post-Event
Follow-Up Email Within 48 Hours
Feedback form, sub-drop resources, and details on how to register for the next one.
Aftercare
What You'll Experience

Everything You Came For

01
Fuck Machines — with VR & Audio Hypnosis
Saturday morning's machine session goes beyond mechanics. VR goggles take you somewhere else while your body gets worked over. Audio hypnosis layers in deep. The machines do the rest. Solo, paired, or group — rotation and DM monitoring throughout.
02
Your Lovense Toy — Included & Always On
You receive it Friday night at the welcome mixer. You wear it the rest of the weekend. Connectivity, remote control, and app integration make it part of every session — not just something you own at the end. It goes home with you.
03
Saturday Night Dungeon Sex Party
A full dungeon rental, all stations active, DMs on the floor. Dark room available. Dress the part. Bring your appetite. Consent is baked into the culture here — not just the rules. Three hours of full energy, then late dinner after.
04
Dean Rufus House of Fun
Cleveland's legendary adult entertainment destination. We go as a group at 6 PM Friday — Lovense toys already on, possibly locked in chastity, definitely warmed up from the mixer. An hour of pure Cleveland energy before dinner. If you've been, you know. If you haven't, buckle up.
05
Optional Bathhouse Afternoon
Saturday 2–5 PM, a shuttle drops you off and picks you up. Go, play, soak, cruise — or stay at the hotel and rest. Zero pressure. But for those who go, it's a reset between the morning machines and the dungeon party.
06
Additional Erotic Activities
Beyond the machines, the dungeon, and Dean Rufus — there are curated erotic experiences woven into the weekend. Some are announced in advance. Some are revealed on-site to registered attendees only. Come open. Come ready.

Friday 6–7 PM — Group Visit to Dean Rufus House of Fun

Cleveland has its legends. Dean Rufus House of Fun is one of them. We go as a group at 6 PM sharp — Lovense toys already on from the mixer, some of you already locked in chastity, all of you already buzzed from the open bar.

One hour. Then we head to dinner. The machine demo comes after. Think of Dean Rufus as the opening act — the thing that gets everyone in the same headspace before the real weekend begins.

Included in your registration. Transport covered. Just show up ready — which, by that point, you absolutely will be.

What's Covered

All In — and What You Bring

Fully Covered — Zero Extra Cost

  • 2-night luxury hotel, downtown Cleveland
  • All meals — Friday mixer through Sunday departure
  • All drinks, including alcohol, throughout the weekend
  • Ground transportation — all group outings and airport runs
  • Dungeon rental and all dungeon equipment
  • Fuck machine rental and all attachments (in-event use only — machines stay)
  • VR goggles for machine session (in-event use only — goggles stay)
  • Audio hypnosis session
  • Dean Rufus House of Fun group visit
  • Optional bathhouse outing shuttle
  • Lovense toy — this one's yours. It goes home with you.
  • Consumables and aftercare supplies

What You Bring

  • Transportation to and from Cleveland (flight, drive, train — your call)
  • Your own dildos — must have suction cup base or 3XLR connector. A link to compatible options will be sent upon registration.
  • Douching equipment. Please — no scat play this weekend.
  • Your gear, fetish wear, or whatever you plan to play in
  • An open mind and a negotiated limit sheet
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Chastity — Optional but Highly Encouraged

Chastity play is optional and never required — but it is enthusiastically encouraged as part of the weekend experience. Bring your own device. If you're already locked, arrive locked. If you want to explore it for the first time, this is an excellent weekend to start. Details on timing and key protocols shared with registered attendees.

Investment

What It Costs

Everything is covered except your travel to Cleveland and the gear you bring. Hotel, all meals, all alcohol, ground transport, dungeon, machines, Lovense toy, Dean Rufus, bathhouse shuttle, VR, consumables — all of it.

// Price by Headcount //
6 Men
$529
per person
$105 less than the starting rate.
8 Men
$477
per person
Sweet spot for group chemistry.
10 Men
$445
per person
Maximum capacity. Best rate.

How Pricing Works

Your price is based on the total number of confirmed attendees at the time the group locks. The more men who register, the lower the per-person cost for everyone.

If you pay at a higher headcount tier and registrations continue to come in — pushing the group to the next discount level — you will be refunded the difference. No chasing us down. No asking. It happens automatically when the threshold is crossed.

Register early. Spread the word. The more friends you bring into the room, the less everyone pays.

Final price confirmed once headcount locks. Early applicants get priority placement. Payment details sent with your acceptance.

Before You Apply

What You Need to Know

Consent & Safety

  • Safewords honored at all times
  • DMs on floor at every play session
  • Consent check-ins are built into culture
  • Hard limits respected without question
  • No means no. Always. Full stop.
  • Aftercare at every session close

Who Should Apply

  • Men 21+ only — all orientations welcome
  • All bodies, all experience levels
  • Gay, bi, queer, kink-curious
  • Solo attendees welcome
  • Partners applying together welcome
  • Kink-curious through deeply experienced

The Hotel

Luxury hotel accommodations, downtown Cleveland. Two nights, Friday and Saturday. Rooms assigned on arrival. The hotel is your home base — central, comfortable, and discreet.

Specific hotel details shared with registered attendees after acceptance.

Application

Apply for Your Spot

Space is capped at 10 men. Applications are reviewed for fit, experience, and group balance. Submitting an application does not guarantee a spot — but it starts the conversation. We respond within 5–7 business days.

Confidential. Used only for your safety and the safety of other attendees. Will never be shared.
We review applications within 5–7 business days. Accepted applicants receive a welcome packet with payment instructions, hotel details, dildo compatibility specs, and full event prep info.

Registration & Pricing Notification

Submitting this application does not open or confirm your registration. Once your application is reviewed and accepted, you will be notified directly with confirmation that registration is open, the final per-person price based on confirmed headcount, and payment instructions. You won't be charged anything until that notification goes out.

Application received. We'll be in touch within 5–7 business days. Start planning what you're packing.